shinobi-naruto-rp:

officialsasukerp:

whos naruto

MEEEE BABEY

goooooooofy:

goooooooofy:

Get Rachel

this isnt a fucking suggestion. get her

Try me bitch you won’t

hexpress:

anz100:

carbonfiberpersonality:

Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*

I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.

californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95

sadoeconomist:

porko-rosso:

pukicho:

Oh boy.

OH BOY

murkmen:

attackofthebteam:

what message is sk8r boi even trying to convey

she can’t make it any more obvious :/

goblinbutch:

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

pregnantseinfeld:

jeff bezos sexts are going to have a huge impact on the horror genre in the years to come, trust me 

laserlily:

sluttywife666:

laserlily:

i wanna play a game where i can fuck around as a fun lil man

him……….

yeah baby!!!!!!!!!!!

thyrell:

luxtempestas:

i can see despair in his eyes and i cant even see his eyes

aperturescience:

ratchlock:

pukicho:

cottonvibes:

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

Wish I was the hulk

wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me